When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...