What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
Martain Sex
A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...