cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
Medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
How do you tell if you are in a gay church?
How do you tell if you are in a gay church? Only half the...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
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Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...