How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
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A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
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The Three Idiots
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You are under arrest!
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Clever Teacher
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