Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Discuss track types
|Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!