Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
Sun Went
Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see wherethe...
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And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
Real opcodes
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What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...