Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
C&A
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ”why do you have ‘R’...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...