A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...