Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...