Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw...
Unusual Case
Unusual Case by William A. Morton, Jr, MDFrom “Medical Aspects Of Human Sexuality” July,...
Play doctor
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine...