How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
Buckwheat and Darla
Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla “How do you...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...