Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...