A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex....
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...