Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Hacker syndrome
|There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to...