First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
During the Six Day War…
During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across...
believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Having Babies Questions
Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...