A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...