A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...