Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
Canadian History Lesson
On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...