Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
A cultural comparison
|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
Signs and notices 05
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...