A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
Rodeo Sex
Have you heard about the latest sensation? It’s called “Rodeo Sex”?Thats when you mount...
Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
Help Wanted
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
The transfer
The boss of a large company says to his protege : ” I’m transferring...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...