Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives…
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says,...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Kid’s letters to God…cute!
Here’s a list of some cute letters kids have written to God:Dear GOD:Instead of...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...