On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
100 Buckets of Bits
|100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits...
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate…
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.