Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
Why Gynecology?
A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he...
Better than Sex
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
Life cycle of software
|The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested....
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...