Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Overheard in Tax Office…
The Top 10 Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer’s Office Prior To The Tax...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club…
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club near his home. He goes in...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...