A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
The Essay.
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!