Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...