The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
Embarrassing moments
Embarrassing moments The following are the top three winners of a Most Embarrassing Moments...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time
How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans,...
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...