How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...
Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual....
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...