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Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
La Machine
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What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
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I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
Think YOU are having a bad day? . . .
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wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...
Clean those restrooms
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Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
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Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...