Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...
a babtist and a catholic preacher
A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road. The...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage…
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a...