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A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
Knock Knock Biggish
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There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...