Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch…
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...