Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
Jewish Dog Does Tricks
A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...