Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...