Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...