Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...