yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...