Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...