The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...