Those who don’t know
|The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV…
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...