Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Normal traffic stop
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...