A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGE
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGEIt has been brought to our attention that some...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Sudanese government
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...