Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...