Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
Without a Christmas bonus
|Ten signs you’re not getting a christmas bonus10. Co-workers refer to you as “the...
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
New scientific theories II
New scientific theories3rd RunnerUp- Communist China is technologically underdevelopedbecause they have no alphabet. The...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...