Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
Wailing Wall
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
Fixing broken computers
|An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech...