Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Definition of Programmer
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!