A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Why is it better?..
Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it’s better...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Mailing list users changing light bulbs
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Spanish singer Julio Iglesias
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A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki…
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...