Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
The
And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...