Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...