Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
Corporations… OY!
Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn’t be...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Money from Minsk
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes...